Arsepurgers Syndrome Edit Meaning

1.

A physical ailment which necessitates the continual and rapid use of a toilet.

Often accompanied by slooshing sounds and groans of relief and/or suprise.

"I was just about to use my best line, when i was suddenly struck with an uncontrollable bout of Arsepurgers Syndrome, the clean-up bill was quite unexpectedly steep..."

See diarrhea, runs, the runs, the trots, the squirts, turista, dysentery, constipation