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when a midget gets his face stuck in a girl's ass while tossing her salad
what your mom got from the midget in me, myself, and ire..
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A stance one takes in an argument to smile, remain calm, collected and to focus on the argument's topic at hand without referring t..
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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..
