Asante Samuel

What is Asante Samuel?


1.

An NFL Cornerback who is one of the best to ever play the position

Better than Champ Bailey

Steven: "Damn Asante Samuel is so raw"

Amer: "No Reggie Bush is better"

Tarik: "Shut the fuck up..."

Steven: "lol"

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2.

Possibly the biggest choker in NFL history.

When the patriots were 18-0 heading into the Super Bowl, 2 plays before the famous "Tyree Catch", Eli Manning was pressures and tried to throw it away. It went straight through Asante's hands and the rest is history.

(Man 2 drops ball)

Man 1: Nice catch man, way to pull an Asante Samuel!)

Man 2: I can't pull an Asante Samuel! Im a heterosexual!

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