Ashley Cresswell

What is Ashley Cresswell?

A big fat slut who thinks shes hott shit and will steal your stuff infront of your face and then is stupid enough to deny it.

(ashley cresswell takes stuff)

Person-"hey ashley, you seen my stuff?"

Ashley-"nah havnt seen it" (whilst holding it, or wearing it)

Person-"thats bullshit b%#@h!!!"

Ashley-"i didnt do it!" (goes off an has a cry)

Ashley-"yea i did it"

See ashley, stealing, slut, fat, stuff

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