Ashtabula

What is Ashtabula?


1.

pretty much the shittiest place in ohio. where you cann't drive down the street without almost hitting some white trash asshole walking down the middle of the road holding 5 save-a-lot bags. where the biggest and most exciting store in town is super walmart. where the only thing to do on a friday night is go bowling or to b-dubs. thank god it's only an hour from cleveland.

If you ever have the opportunity to move out of Ashtabula, TAKE IT!

See shit hole, white trash, walmart, trashtabula, ashtabutthole

2.

A shithole town in Northeast Ohio that you have to make up party organizations to have fun in. See carpe noctem 3.

A car with no wheels. That's a metaphor. We have all the parts, and maybe at one point in time we could have been cool, but then we fucked up.


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