Ask Your Mother

What is Ask Your Mother?

What your father will innevitably say when you beg for something, especially since your mother is the one that will most certainly say no.

Son: Ho, Dad, can I take the car for bit? I'm gonna hang around town with some friends, we need a ride.

Father: Ask your mother.

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