Asphalt Quesadilla

What is Asphalt Quesadilla?

The puddle of vomit found on the parking lot of any Sports Bar / Restaurant.

While walking on the parking lot heading towards Joe's Pub, I noticed a lone crow feasting on an asphalt quesadilla left by a late night bar patron.

See puke, throw up, chunks, blow chow

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