Asphault Face

What is Asphault Face?

Someone that has a rough or nasty lookin face. Someone's face texture that resembles asphault or the ground.

Damn fool that hoodrat had the Asphault Face Disorder.

Shut up Asphault Face

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N.a.r.c.

1. The crevasse in which your butt hair turns into your thigh hair. Guy#1: Man, my N.A.R.C. is soooo sweaty! Guy#2: Are you serious? Afte..

Pigtits

1. Smallish breasts whose size and shape indicate they are made of background fat rather than breast per se. That is, if their lycra-clad o..

1. abv. Two H's (hole and heartbeat), usually refering to males who look only for women for sex or sexual plesure, rather than a long ..

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