What is Aspic?
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The gelatinous, stretch-mark-laced, jiggly mass of cellulite (often created or exacerbated by multiple pregnacies) that you unfortunately witness bouncing around the belly buttons of middle-aged women who refuse to grow up and wear high-enough jeans and long-enough t-shirts.
Don't look now. Your mom's aspic is out.
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A bloody ghost happens when you are going on a girl after you have already jizzed on her back, achieving superman status.
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3. Sexy Emo blond guy. :)
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A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirt..
