What is Aspic?
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The gelatinous, stretch-mark-laced, jiggly mass of cellulite (often created or exacerbated by multiple pregnacies) that you unfortunately witness bouncing around the belly buttons of middle-aged women who refuse to grow up and wear high-enough jeans and long-enough t-shirts.
Don't look now. Your mom's aspic is out.
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FUBAR- barely capable of operating properly
ME: He had too much to drink last night.
SHE: Yes I know. He could barely walk.
ME: Yea..
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1. Freaking out over something stupid
2. When a male has a "situation"
3. Pooping or peeing one's pants
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