What is Aspic?
1.
The gelatinous, stretch-mark-laced, jiggly mass of cellulite (often created or exacerbated by multiple pregnacies) that you unfortunately witness bouncing around the belly buttons of middle-aged women who refuse to grow up and wear high-enough jeans and long-enough t-shirts.
Don't look now. Your mom's aspic is out.
See
Random Words:
1.
when you walk into a public restroom, and someone has just taken a really big, smelly dump, and the smell permeates the entire facility
..
1.
When a man sticks a condom over his head, and into a woman's vagina when on her period and then pulls it out and blows, inflating t..
