Aspic

What is Aspic?


1.

The gelatinous, stretch-mark-laced, jiggly mass of cellulite (often created or exacerbated by multiple pregnacies) that you unfortunately witness bouncing around the belly buttons of middle-aged women who refuse to grow up and wear high-enough jeans and long-enough t-shirts.

Don't look now. Your mom's aspic is out.

See muffin top, cellulite, cottage cheese, cuav


24

Random Words:

1. Acronym, or code, for "Wants to Get Fucked". A sarcastic code between guys to describe a woman who is dressed provocatively o..
1. The edible cheese that sticks to the cardboard of a pizza box or the paper wrapper of a cheeseburger. Often consumed with pieces of the ..
1. It actually has a crocodile, not an alligator, as the logo. It's considered "preppy" by most people, and it often times s..