What is Aspic?
1.
The gelatinous, stretch-mark-laced, jiggly mass of cellulite (often created or exacerbated by multiple pregnacies) that you unfortunately witness bouncing around the belly buttons of middle-aged women who refuse to grow up and wear high-enough jeans and long-enough t-shirts.
Don't look now. Your mom's aspic is out.
See
Random Words:
1.
a rad process performed by plants to make energy, summarized by the song below (to be sung to the melody of ciara's "one two s..
1.
When one person performs oral sex, so that their partner returns the favor.
I was really hoping to get a hummerlast night, so I offered..
