Aspic

What is Aspic?

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The gelatinous, stretch-mark-laced, jiggly mass of cellulite (often created or exacerbated by multiple pregnacies) that you unfortunately witness bouncing around the belly buttons of middle-aged women who refuse to grow up and wear high-enough jeans and long-enough t-shirts.

Don't look now. Your mom's aspic is out.

See muffin top, cellulite, cottage cheese, cuav
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