What is Aspic?
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The gelatinous, stretch-mark-laced, jiggly mass of cellulite (often created or exacerbated by multiple pregnacies) that you unfortunately witness bouncing around the belly buttons of middle-aged women who refuse to grow up and wear high-enough jeans and long-enough t-shirts.
Don't look now. Your mom's aspic is out.
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Random Words:
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To be four-faced or to be described as one who talks behind someone's back.
She's such a tetrapolitical bitch!!..
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Usually used to express extreme failure in n00bish. Can be used sarcastically or not.
w/o sarcasm: Oh the noes! I just lost all of mah ..
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the squeezing of a wowmens ass
hard
sean decided to hoiky shoinky karrisa..
