What is Aspic?
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The gelatinous, stretch-mark-laced, jiggly mass of cellulite (often created or exacerbated by multiple pregnacies) that you unfortunately witness bouncing around the belly buttons of middle-aged women who refuse to grow up and wear high-enough jeans and long-enough t-shirts.
Don't look now. Your mom's aspic is out.
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frankie-ism; describes something that is so sweet it can't get any sweeter.
Dude, your car is uber-sweetastic!..
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Utter legend in the ranks of the Imperial army.
"It's an older code sir, but it checks out."
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Piett was a loyal Impe..