What is Aspic?
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The gelatinous, stretch-mark-laced, jiggly mass of cellulite (often created or exacerbated by multiple pregnacies) that you unfortunately witness bouncing around the belly buttons of middle-aged women who refuse to grow up and wear high-enough jeans and long-enough t-shirts.
Don't look now. Your mom's aspic is out.
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When you comment on a facebook status/post/photo and then loads of other people have conversations or comment complete irrelivent things..
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Swinging manmeat. Your floppy wang. Yogurt slinging shroom beast.
"Seriously dude - put your meat dangle away - nobody wants to se..
