What is Aspic?
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The gelatinous, stretch-mark-laced, jiggly mass of cellulite (often created or exacerbated by multiple pregnacies) that you unfortunately witness bouncing around the belly buttons of middle-aged women who refuse to grow up and wear high-enough jeans and long-enough t-shirts.
Don't look now. Your mom's aspic is out.
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a number that is so enormous that it even exceedes googal (i think that's how it spelt)
i have gabizillions of tofu crisp peices.
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When you find your self cornered in a conversation where somebody is trying to either trap you into loaning money, shoes or asking you o..
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When one defines their significant other by their first name on Urban Dictionary. Usually causes near immediate regret, as any love you..
