Aspic

What is Aspic?


1.

The gelatinous, stretch-mark-laced, jiggly mass of cellulite (often created or exacerbated by multiple pregnacies) that you unfortunately witness bouncing around the belly buttons of middle-aged women who refuse to grow up and wear high-enough jeans and long-enough t-shirts.

Don't look now. Your mom's aspic is out.

See muffin top, cellulite, cottage cheese, cuav


24

Random Words:

1. An extremely funny, caring, amazing guy who loves to party and knows how to have fun. Someone who can be an ass just enough to be cute b..
1. a male named Dimitri with a love for drums and percussion instruments. 1) I saw Drumitri playing in the jazz band the other night. 2)D..
1. When you screw a company or employee out of payment for services I was First Ring'd by that guy! See First Ring..