Asplode Edit Meaning

1.

verb. Explode

"Your Head Asplode"

-Homestarrunner

2.

To explode.

Used satirically in a Strong Bad E-mail as an example of poor Japanese to English vide ogame translation.

Strong Bad's head: Your head a splode!

3.

v. to self-combust or become structurally compromised in a most likely spontaneous manner

Strong Bad: Your head asplode.

4.

verb (asplode, asplodes, asploding, asploded; n. asplosion, asplosions)

A mixture of an explosion and implosion, usually affecting only a person's head, though anything is subject to asploding.

It is a spontaneous and violent act, though usually its effects are only temporary, restoring its victim to continue normally or asplode again. An asplosion may occur if a person is overwhelmed by current circumstances, or if the existence of an object must suddenly cease to exist.

Most comical attacks such as a Shoop Da Whoopwill cause an asplosion, but it itself functions as an attack either by suicide asplosions or declaring something else to have asploded.

"Fire the proton torpedoes in the exhaust port to make the Death Star asplode!"

"IMMA FIRIN MAH-- Oh no I swallowed my las--" *asplodes*

"In A.D. 2101 war was beginning." *universe asplodes*

See asplode, explode, implode, aplode, assplode, asplosion, asploded

5.

To explode in a particulary amusing and inopportune way.

Bob: Jeffery, I need you to fill in the reports on the- *Asplode*

See asplode, explode, assplode, boom, bang, pop

6.

A mixture of explode and implode. Something that asplodes does both at the same time.

If you do not eat choco-tacos your head will asplode!!!

See asplode, choco-taco, explode, implode, doom

7.

Like an explosion, but usually more random, and occurs in strange situations.

Shit man, did you just see that rabbit asplode? It was all like, Kursplosion!

See explode, kursplode