What is Ass Bacon?
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1. clutz, a real jerk.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.
1. Dude, you are some serious ass bacon.
2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!
3. Jeff Goldbloom.
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When your butt gets a huge chafe in the crack and it burns when you whipe, run, or when it is in contact with water. Often occurs after ..
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is a gaping pussy that just can't keep the air in.
common amongst apes, promiscuous women, children, and your slutty mom.
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