What is Ass Bacon?
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1. clutz, a real jerk.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.
1. Dude, you are some serious ass bacon.
2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!
3. Jeff Goldbloom.
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