Ass Bacon

What is Ass Bacon?

1. clutz, a real jerk.

2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.

3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.

1. Dude, you are some serious ass bacon.

2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!

3. Jeff Goldbloom.

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9 Mm

1. The size of a widely used bullet, mainly in pistols. Don't make me whip out muh 9 and bust a cap in yo ass! 2. A size of a bulle..

Heavy Cream

1. full on erection - as hard as it can get when you feel like a vein might pop and explode when that chick grabbed my junk i got some hea..

Phonics Monkey

1. The Phonics Monkey from that one episode of South Park where Cartman misspelled CHAIR in a spelling bee. When Cartman tried to get help ..

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