What is Ass Bacon?
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1. clutz, a real jerk.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.
1. Dude, you are some serious ass bacon.
2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!
3. Jeff Goldbloom.
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Used to break an akward moment, or just in times of boredom. One simply yells emergency dance party and counts down from five and start..
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When a mans genitalia feels uncomfortable in his trousers/pants so he needs to reposition them around by shaking his legs or crouching.
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