What is Ass Bouquet?
1.
A photograph taken of someone who has passed out in a group setting. The photograph features an array of bare asses surrounding the paseed-out person's face.
When Jerry passed out at the campfire, he was treated to a lovely ass bouquet.
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2.
The unsightly, ultimate fax-paux of wearing jeans tucked into boots (even worse when they are rainbow-colored cowboy boots). They look ridiculous and make the ass enormous.
That girl needs to get a clue! As if her boots weren't enough of a fashion nightmare, she's got an ass bouquet, too! Someone needs to tell WT to unleash her jeans and let them out on top to breathe!
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