Ass Candle

What is Ass Candle?


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1) A candle that could be held in ones arse - normally for some odd sexual fantasy involving melted wax

2) A candle stuck in someones arse to factilitate the lighting of said persons fart

3) The most common use of ass candle - An insult for some idiotic person who needs a right good putting down much like "douche bag", 'ass candle' is one of the greatest put downs

1) *dominatrix*: "ooh yer baby i love that ass candle"

*Guy*: "Glad u like but fuck me this shit burns u freak show"

2)*Guy 1*: "Man lucky u used that ass candle that blower would have emptied the whole place"

*Guy 2*: "Haha yer shit my trousers are on fire"

3)*man crashes car into another mans bentley*

"OH U FUCKING ASS CANDLE!!!"

See ass, candle, dominatrix, burn, fart, sex


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