What is Ass Chalk?
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After a long night of receiving anal sex the person wakes up the next morning long after it dries and farts wherein a puff of white smoke is expelled from their anus.
Whoa man face me when you fart or I will get a mouth full of ass chalk!
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Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.
Hey baby, why don't you stop..
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When an old person responds to an email and blatantly gets stuff wrong in the reply, usually trying to sound proficient in the process.
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