Ass Cough

What is Ass Cough?

The emanation of flatulance from one's ass, often accompanied by the elusive dingleberry.

General Norman Ass Cough demanded an immediate search for the mysterious terd burglar after being attacked in the officer's latrine.

Umptard

1. As in someone is ump-tarded or very extremely retarded. Derived from “umpteen times retarded”. Shortened to "ump" or the "..

Tend To The Axe Wound

1. This is the act of fingering or fondeling a girls vagina. The word 'tend' is used because sometimes it can be a tedious act; ..

1. symbol used online to mean vagina. You know you want her internet w/...

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