What is Ass Crab?
1.
A small species of crustacean that resides in the anal region of male humans.
It feeds primarily on semen and unborn babies.
Best way to counter is with the head of a penis - their one weakness.
Dude, your ass crab crawled in my urethra!
See
Random Words:
1.
When you literally shit fire out of your ass, causing a severe burning sensation. Usually after eating bad mexican or chinese food.
I w..
1.
Shaving any stray hairs growing between the eyebrows. These may otherwise have grown into a unibrow, thus causing you to look like a wer..
