Ass Crab

What is Ass Crab?

A small species of crustacean that resides in the anal region of male humans.

It feeds primarily on semen and unborn babies.

Best way to counter is with the head of a penis - their one weakness.

Dude, your ass crab crawled in my urethra!

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