What is Ass Crab?
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A small species of crustacean that resides in the anal region of male humans.
It feeds primarily on semen and unborn babies.
Best way to counter is with the head of a penis - their one weakness.
Dude, your ass crab crawled in my urethra!
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Random Words:
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fucking asshole; copulating porch dog anus;
The heiny-hole soup irritated his painful assteroids bothering his fargin' shytehole.
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a guy who gives a girl a rele sweet teddy that smells like him and a heart necklace :)
'omg he pulled a joseph russell'
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