Ass Crab

What is Ass Crab?


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A small species of crustacean that resides in the anal region of male humans.

It feeds primarily on semen and unborn babies.

Best way to counter is with the head of a penis - their one weakness.

Dude, your ass crab crawled in my urethra!

See ass, crab, arse, gay, sex, sodomy, pizza, semen, fetus, Yuppie


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