What is Ass Crumpet?
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A crunchy ring of residue buuilt up around the anus. The result of poor ass wiping.
His ass is full of ass crumpets.
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Ass crumpet, any trailing or leftover winnets, clegs etc, used to offend people who literaly deserve to be on someone'e arse
God James whittington! Your a proper ass crumpet you are!
(and you are)
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noun, countable
a situation in which no matter how hard you try to push your brain to the limit, you cannot solve any situation because..
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A Skidmark Cobrais the result of taking a dump, usually in Africa or someplace, and discovering you are not alone when a cobra raises it..
