What is Ass Crumpet?
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A crunchy ring of residue buuilt up around the anus. The result of poor ass wiping.
His ass is full of ass crumpets.
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Ass crumpet, any trailing or leftover winnets, clegs etc, used to offend people who literaly deserve to be on someone'e arse
God James whittington! Your a proper ass crumpet you are!
(and you are)
Random Words:
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something a boy says to a gurl that means "do you wanan have sexx"
1.dayum shortii lemme beat
2.yo nikkah i wanna beat dat
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Of supreme intellect. Not to be confused with self-righteouse bastard, whome liveth downeth streeteth.
IE: ohgoodgreif may speell anyth..
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One who sells fake drugs.
"I got ripped off today by a motherfucking beat artist"..
