What is Ass Crumpet?
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A crunchy ring of residue buuilt up around the anus. The result of poor ass wiping.
His ass is full of ass crumpets.
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Ass crumpet, any trailing or leftover winnets, clegs etc, used to offend people who literaly deserve to be on someone'e arse
God James whittington! Your a proper ass crumpet you are!
(and you are)
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Swimming while having a rave. Usually including rainbow lights. Its not rave swimming unless it looks like a party underwater.
I went r..
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A cute little euphemism for having a cigarette.
"Jack stepped outside for some lung candy."..
