Ass Crumpet

What is Ass Crumpet?


1.

A crunchy ring of residue buuilt up around the anus. The result of poor ass wiping.

His ass is full of ass crumpets.

2.

Ass crumpet, any trailing or leftover winnets, clegs etc, used to offend people who literaly deserve to be on someone'e arse

God James whittington! Your a proper ass crumpet you are!

(and you are)


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