Ass Crumpet

What is Ass Crumpet?

A crunchy ring of residue buuilt up around the anus. The result of poor ass wiping.

His ass is full of ass crumpets.

Ass crumpet, any trailing or leftover winnets, clegs etc, used to offend people who literaly deserve to be on someone'e arse

God James whittington! Your a proper ass crumpet you are!

(and you are)

Xpectation

1. Present past tense of expectation I cast a high xpectation of exceptionally completed experiments. See expectation, completed..

Alberdy

1. Extreme, Hardcore, Extremely Hardcore "O MAN! he just jumped out a plane without a parachute hes Alberdy." Laughing while pi..

Ture

1. Something that is so WTF that you don't believe it; but it is true. 1. Michael: hey, you know its cold out when a sleep walker f..

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