Ass Crumpet

What is Ass Crumpet?

A crunchy ring of residue buuilt up around the anus. The result of poor ass wiping.

His ass is full of ass crumpets.

Ass crumpet, any trailing or leftover winnets, clegs etc, used to offend people who literaly deserve to be on someone'e arse

God James whittington! Your a proper ass crumpet you are!

(and you are)

Flj

1. Stands for "Fat Legged Jew". One might say, "Gee that Andy is a real FLJ". See fat, jew, legs, stocky, nerd..

Greymar

1. ass loving deep throating cock lover, often seen roaming the streets looking for a quick fix before gating out hey Gaymar come suck on ..

Stepfather

1. 1) A stupid jackassthat destroyed my mother's life by bringing her down and squelching her dreams. Also, he is a little girl with n..

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