What is Ass Crumpet?
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A crunchy ring of residue buuilt up around the anus. The result of poor ass wiping.
His ass is full of ass crumpets.
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Ass crumpet, any trailing or leftover winnets, clegs etc, used to offend people who literaly deserve to be on someone'e arse
God James whittington! Your a proper ass crumpet you are!
(and you are)
Random Words:
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A way of yelling at someone.
Or just a random phrase to say to someone.
Often said by rednecks.
*the cat meows*
Your Dad says noooo..
1.
1) another word for Nigga or Nucca
2) exclaimed when skiing or snowboarding to express excitment.
3) Approximatley 3 in. tall mushroom..
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A small and insignificant city in southern Spain mainly inhabited by pedobear followers.
So you like older men-then go to Fuengirola!
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