Ass Crumpet

What is Ass Crumpet?

A crunchy ring of residue buuilt up around the anus. The result of poor ass wiping.

His ass is full of ass crumpets.

Ass crumpet, any trailing or leftover winnets, clegs etc, used to offend people who literaly deserve to be on someone'e arse

God James whittington! Your a proper ass crumpet you are!

(and you are)

Emphysemo

1. A period of intense depression brought upon by persistent and uncontrolled coughing fits. Man, I'm so tired of being sick. I'..

Nipasm

1. An orgasm from your nipple. My girlfriend was playing with my nipple, and I had a nipasm all over her face. See nipasm, nipple, nip, o..

Zsexual

1. Someone that is not attracted to anything, be it man or woman. Emos often claim to be zsexual, though are most likely lying. Straight F..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Ass Crumpet Edit Meaning