What is Ass Crumpet?
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A crunchy ring of residue buuilt up around the anus. The result of poor ass wiping.
His ass is full of ass crumpets.
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Ass crumpet, any trailing or leftover winnets, clegs etc, used to offend people who literaly deserve to be on someone'e arse
God James whittington! Your a proper ass crumpet you are!
(and you are)
Random Words:
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A nickname for a firefighter.
Look at all of those hose jockeys in the fire truck.
See fire truck, fireman, firefighter, jockey, hose..
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a strange slang word which means the same thing as yes, yep, yepper yes sir, and so on
that show was cool yesterday eh?
yeperdoodlez i..
