What is Ass Elf?
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one who enjoys another's ass
Braden would love to be somebody's ass elf
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one who follows John Birley
one kisses the ass of one who kisses ass
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One of santa's little helpers. He escaped from the Asylum up north. Now he hides in peoples behinds, usually in the rectum. If you detect an Ass elf early, you won't have to dig it out with plyers.
"If Jimmy left that Ass elf in for 2 more days, they would've had to rip him a new one just to get it out."
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A punk rock poser princess who is more than willing to pick your scab and suck the blood for your acceptance.
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Type of phone sex where the girl places the cell phone against the clitoris while her boyfriend/girlfriend
yells sexual words to her
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