What is Ass Elf?
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one who enjoys another's ass
Braden would love to be somebody's ass elf
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one who follows John Birley
one kisses the ass of one who kisses ass
3.
One of santa's little helpers. He escaped from the Asylum up north. Now he hides in peoples behinds, usually in the rectum. If you detect an Ass elf early, you won't have to dig it out with plyers.
"If Jimmy left that Ass elf in for 2 more days, they would've had to rip him a new one just to get it out."
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The response to a question whose answer should be obvious, basically daring the person to ask again. If a someone says this and you ask ..
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The act of wanting or preparing for anal sex.
All you act like is I wanna zoom zoom in the boom boom.
See butt sex, butt, anal, zoom, ..
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a person who is treated with exceptional adoration by the waitstaff when eating out.
Yo, take homes with you to breakfast. The waitress..
