What is Ass Elf?
1.
one who enjoys another's ass
Braden would love to be somebody's ass elf
2.
one who follows John Birley
one kisses the ass of one who kisses ass
3.
One of santa's little helpers. He escaped from the Asylum up north. Now he hides in peoples behinds, usually in the rectum. If you detect an Ass elf early, you won't have to dig it out with plyers.
"If Jimmy left that Ass elf in for 2 more days, they would've had to rip him a new one just to get it out."
Random Words:
1.
to do something immediately and quickly
Primarily UK slang
Get over here and pay me my money, quick snap!
I told him to fix my TV qui..
1.
peeing in a plastic bag and then pouring the pee all over your partners face until they drown.
dude, that bitch has about 13 yellow luc..
