Ass Elf

What is Ass Elf?


1.

one who enjoys another's ass

Braden would love to be somebody's ass elf

2.

one who follows John Birley

one kisses the ass of one who kisses ass

3.

One of santa's little helpers. He escaped from the Asylum up north. Now he hides in peoples behinds, usually in the rectum. If you detect an Ass elf early, you won't have to dig it out with plyers.

"If Jimmy left that Ass elf in for 2 more days, they would've had to rip him a new one just to get it out."


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