Ass Gremlin

What is Ass Gremlin?


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when you shit and instead of coming out in one nice big happy block, it comes out in a bunch of little pieces reminiscent of rabbit turds, and then they float and appear to mock your inability to produce a proper crap.

crap, i got a case of the ass gremlins.


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