What is Ass Hand?
1. Sticking one's hand in their ass and then shaking the hand of someone that they don't like because they are an ass.
2. After wiping your ass after going to the bathroom, you gerealized that your fingers broke thru the toilet paper
1. Aw.. I don't like this guy, I think I'll give him an ass hand!
2. Aw.. damn toilet paper was too thin... now I have ass hand!