Ass Hockey

What is Ass Hockey?


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Competition between two or more males, the goal of which is the assertion of superior masculinity, but to the outside observer appears homosexual in nature.

Bruce and Todd's wrestling match turned into pure ass hockey when Bruce's hand lingered in Todd's crotch area on multiple occassions.

See homo, gay, ass, masculine, hockey


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