Ass Matter Edit Meaning

1. Similar to the hankercheif, it is carried around and used to wipe one's ass. It is machine-washable. Camper 1: Hey, dude, I have t..

1. Flamethrowers equipped to sides of South African cars to prevent theft. Okonkwo tried to steal a car and ran into a nigger crisper. Th..

1. Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day. Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-..