Ass Mustard

What is Ass Mustard?


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The brownish-yellow discharge found in one's undergarment after an evening of junk food and/or bad beer. It can be delivered by flatulence, or a steady leak.

Boy howdy! your drawers are loaded with ass mustard!!!


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