Ass On Order

What is Ass On Order?

The term for the waiting period after calling a person for some quick action and that person arriving.

I can't go to the ballgame, I've got ass on order.

See booty call, ass, sex, get some, play, quickie

Harrod

1. The indefinate ability to keep a constant stream of flatulant gasses flowing for more than 5 seconds, out of ones arsehole. Holy Shit! ..

One Phelps

1. The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex. Created on Fark in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church. Hey buddy..

Verry

1. One who is extremely good looking. "Hey, he is verry attractive." stated indie girl to number one best friend. (giggle, gigg..

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