Ass Scalpal

What is Ass Scalpal?

A word describing a person who is one or more of the following:

1. A jerk

2. A moron/idiot

3. A Douche

It is derived from the english word: Ass Goblin

1. Jeff: You just took my shit, you fucking ass goblin...

Ben: Did you just call me an ass scalpal?

2. "You're such an ass scalpal."

See ass goblin, nig nog, idiot, moron

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