What is Ass Scalpal?
A word describing a person who is one or more of the following:
1. A jerk
2. A moron/idiot
3. A Douche
It is derived from the english word: Ass Goblin
1. Jeff: You just took my shit, you fucking ass goblin...
Ben: Did you just call me an ass scalpal?
2. "You're such an ass scalpal."