Ass Tard Edit Meaning

1. A variation of recognize made popular by a certain long-haired Jersey cornerman. You don't know us? We're Jay and Silent Bob..

1. A word that can be used in place of "as if" Friend: dude i hooked up with Jessica Alba last night. You: Ziff, you did not. ..

1. An extremely elongated and slender penis. The sphin was so narrow that it fit into a nostril. See chode, skinny, slender, sphine, svin..