Ass Tard Edit Meaning

1. A town full of inverted eyes. Backwerds, ups eye town, got me running, running round down. See down, ups, eye, town, back, weird, shit..

1. A stunningly attractive, sexy and intelligent woman. Oh my god! Did an angel fall from heaven? You're so smart and gorgeous and I ..

1. An animal that is a cross between a squid and a goat. Get that Squoat out of my yard or I'll shoot him with my Douche Nozzle! See..