Ass Troll

What is Ass Troll?


1.

A small mystical creature employed by Airport Security to painfully explore anal cavities in search of contraband. It is generally used in situations in which a simple body cavity search is not sufficiently humiliating.

"We were detained at the Airport because the Ass Troll found a condom full of cocaine in Joe's ass."

"I can't believe they used an Ass Troll on that old lady!"

See ass, troll, anal, cavity, security

2.

what you see when you are having sex with a really hairy girl and you are about to do it doggie style

damn girl what is that an ass troll!!

See too, much, damn, hair, back, there


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