What is Ass Turd Monkey Fucker?


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Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend

Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties

See ass, turd, monkey, fucker


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