Ass Turkey

What is Ass Turkey?


1.

the act of performing oral sex upon a woman while simutaniously making turkey sounds.

"When I get home from this 6 month deployment to Iraq, I'm giving my girlfriend the ass turkey"

2.

When something is so cool, it is 1000 times better than sticking a turkey in your ass.

Dude, that party was ASS TURKEY!!


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