What is Ass Turkey?
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the act of performing oral sex upon a woman while simutaniously making turkey sounds.
"When I get home from this 6 month deployment to Iraq, I'm giving my girlfriend the ass turkey"
2.
When something is so cool, it is 1000 times better than sticking a turkey in your ass.
Dude, that party was ASS TURKEY!!
Random Words:
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When a girl straps a dildo onto her forehead, sticks it in a guys ass and nibbles on his balls.
Last night I got real drunk and Loraine..
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1. to become crazy
2. to stop feeling the ground
1. geez!! this tequila's heavy, i think i'm losing touch.
2. don't li..
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the digital, textual, onomatopoetic equivalent to real life affection. Usually expressed between asterixes or shown italic
i.e. "*..
