Assalytics

What is Assalytics?

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

See ass, science, butt, crack, booty, trunk, butt bump, rump

Jamaican Time

1. When you tell someone that you are going to be somewhere at a certain time but show up hours later. Chicken: "Dude where the fuck..

Youthectomy

1. a. The forceful removal of teenagers. b. The act of growing up suddenly. a. The police officer performed a youthectomy on the party wi..

Eat A Banana Wit His Foot

1. a way of comparing an african with their monkey counterparts shes so black, she can eat a banana wit his/her foot See monkeys, bananas..

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