Assalytics

What is Assalytics?

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

See ass, science, butt, crack, booty, trunk, butt bump, rump

Kayaker

1. One who suffers from herpes simplex B, otherwise known as genital herpes. Established by herpes medication comercials, where admitted su..

Knee Deep

1. a long way into something, very involved, mixed up in, stuck in; usually something bad. i'm knee deep in shit here, i haven't..

Sand Blasting

1. During Intercourse on the beach, spread sand all over your penis and procede to ram you girl in the ass. After sand blasting the hoe, s..

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