Assalytics

What is Assalytics?

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

See ass, science, butt, crack, booty, trunk, butt bump, rump

Zebra Mustache

1. When a male's pelvic area's pubic hair is black but the hair on his testicles are blonde. Drew has a zebra mustache. See zeb..

Off Da Waffle

1. another word for off da chain meanin hot and/or da shit iz fire yo dem jordans iz off da waffle ma ni69a See off da chain, fire, hot, ..

Yoghurty

1. 1) Something that is yoghurt-like in composition 2) Something smothered in yoghurt 'Scott threw a yoghurt at me... now my T-Shirt..

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