Assalytics

What is Assalytics?

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

See ass, science, butt, crack, booty, trunk, butt bump, rump

Officle

1. 1.A prison. 2.A box with a desk in it. 3.Not a cubicle and not an office, but a cross between the two. Bigger than a cube, but without..

Tims

1. Referring to "Timberland" brand boots. "I was rollin' the streets wearin my Tims." See Playa 2. Short for T..

Are You Fucking Me Seriously?

1. A mixture of "are you fucking with me?" and "are you serious?" commonly used when cut off by some dumbass driver, wh..

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