Assalytics

What is Assalytics?

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

See ass, science, butt, crack, booty, trunk, butt bump, rump

Kevin's Red Dot

1. circular red dot resulting from too much suction to the tip of the penis. See also Mican God help us! We almost saw Kevin s Red Dot...

Twillins

1. slang for "twin children" "keith will be chillin' with the twillins this weekend. See twins, children, chillins 2..

Gonch Pull

1. a severe wedgie that results with the victim having a shit stain in his drawers after the fact. i had to change my underwear after that..

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