Assalytics

What is Assalytics?

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

See ass, science, butt, crack, booty, trunk, butt bump, rump

Macedonian Flick

1. to casually score a 3pointer with a flick of the wrist shit smedders just macedonian flicked that bad boy See macedonian, flick, wrist..

Peddidas

1. Part of nutsack with no hair. It is very tickly. When she tickled my peddidas, I ejaculated up her snout...

Butt Uggers

1. really fucking ugly, like so ugly you'd wish you were blind. "woah that kid is BUTT UGGERS" or "omg sam prior is ..

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