Assalytics

What is Assalytics?

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

See ass, science, butt, crack, booty, trunk, butt bump, rump

Happy Side First

1. The act of inserting an object into an orifice, beginning with the larger or more uncomfortable end. He stuck a toothbrush in his ureth..

Laserrhia

1. diarrhia that projects out of your anus at the speed of a laser; when a turd like this occurs it should sound like the laser effects fro..

Quizibub

1. A Big Problem "We've got a real quizibub on our hands here sir." See Cameron 1. A Big Problem "We've got a..

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