Assalytics

What is Assalytics?

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

See ass, science, butt, crack, booty, trunk, butt bump, rump

Zozizzle

1. A term used to describe a girl who is intelligant cool funny and beautiful wow she's such zozizzle (: See zozizzle, fun, beautifu..

Dick Cheney Style

1. when you blow your load all over some bitch's face.then you say,"Oops I thought it was a quail..." ha ha, i fucked that ..

Queer His Crack

1. To have queer relations with another mans butt crack. Man, I would love to queer his crack. or You're gay, I bet you would queer..

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