Assalytics

What is Assalytics?

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

See ass, science, butt, crack, booty, trunk, butt bump, rump

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