Assalytics

What is Assalytics?

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

See ass, science, butt, crack, booty, trunk, butt bump, rump

Door Shat

1. the act in which your nieghbor talks shit behind your back and in return you shat all over their doostep and rub it all over their doork..

Zig In Dat

1. A phrase meaning nothing used to mess with fool adults. Getting any person over 21 to say zig in dat is a score for the youth of America..

Kesseret

1. Female lover of cats, and computer expert extraordinare See Emily..

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