Assalytics

What is Assalytics?

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

See ass, science, butt, crack, booty, trunk, butt bump, rump

Laurachu

1. The act of combining a Laura and Pikachu together to get a mothafuckin kick ass pokemon. It is by far cooler than just a regular pikachu..

I Wish I Had More Hands...

1. An expression used to communicate disapproval of a specific instance, circumstance or thing(s) which was initially expected to rock but ..

Hives Song Girl

1. A girl who's life as a virgin lasted shorter than a song by The Hives. That ho just got pimped! She's such a Hives song girl!..

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