Assalytics

What is Assalytics?

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

See ass, science, butt, crack, booty, trunk, butt bump, rump

Restroom Randy

1. A gay man who hangs out in public restrooms hoping to hook up with random sex partners Steve refuses to take a shit in a public toilet ..

Face Check

1. to head butt someone with ur face. did u see that head butt?? man he just got face checked! hahhaa See head butt, face check 2. Th..

Bedtime Story

1. Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay. Masturb..

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