Assalytics

What is Assalytics?

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

See ass, science, butt, crack, booty, trunk, butt bump, rump

Douchebandage

1. one who is disgusting like a douche, and annoying like taking off a bandage. Halley: dawn your a whore Dawn: slut Halley: douche Daw..

Z-gunt

1. When a woman's profile almost resembles the letter "Z" - Her gunt sticks way out front, and her butt sticks way out the ..

North Harford

1. the place where people obviously are known as "duck farmers". Call us what you want but at least we're not petty and stu..

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