Assalytics

What is Assalytics?

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

See ass, science, butt, crack, booty, trunk, butt bump, rump

Hockey Widow

1. A woman who is married to (or dating) a man who is so obsessively involved with hockey that it keeps him away from home (or he is hardly..

Brodinate

1. to stick your hand up ones ass while ejaculating and yelling football!!! GO FOOTBALL!! ARGH Phil Brodinates Natalie..

Naughtytits

1. The combination of the words naughty and tits, meaning awesome or cool. Josh and Matt brought me to a new bar and it was naughtytits. ..

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