Jamaican Time

What is Jamaican Time?


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When you tell someone that you are going to be somewhere at a certain time but show up hours later.

Chicken: "Dude where the fuck have you been???"

Bottle "T": "Bla bla bla, ish ish ish"

Chicken: "That's ok I knew you were going to take this long anyway dude, you run on jamaican time"

See late, lazy, haha


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