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1. A male friend who is a surrogate replacement of a girlfriend or spouse in a heterosexual way. MGs are in near constant communication and..

1. The fear of getting shit on your sleeves while wiping wearing long-sleeved clothing. She asked why I hoard all my old clothing receipts..

1. A clear alcoholic liquor inside a water bottle to disguise it's true contents. (Usually filled with vodka) "I am sooo thirsty..