What is Assbatter?
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Smegma-like, lathering build up in one's butt crack due to high temperatures and sweating, especially after a workout and/or manual labor. Dingleberries may or may not be present.
Hey, the dog is licking the assbatter out of my underwear again!
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having to buy a meal out of a vending machine
I worked late and the only thing i could find to eat was a vendor meal
See dinner, lunch..