What is Assbatter?
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Smegma-like, lathering build up in one's butt crack due to high temperatures and sweating, especially after a workout and/or manual labor. Dingleberries may or may not be present.
Hey, the dog is licking the assbatter out of my underwear again!
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When getting a rusty trombone you shit in the perons mouth
Yesterday, I hit my whore girlfriend with a Idaho Toilet Bowl..
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verb. 1) to take a large dump
My distal colon alerted me that it was time to punch a moose.
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