Assbear

What is Assbear?


1.

A terd so big and mean it rips your ass on the way out then growls back at you from the toilet water.

My anus was just ruined by an assbear.

2.

You gotta go hard and you are holding it inside you for a long time, and finally you finda toilet, go in, sit down, and expect that wave of relief to shudder through you... but you only let one HUGE one rip.

And your anus burns for hours after that.

To see for yourself, eat all of this within 12 hours, sleep for the remaining twelve, and hold it inside for another two.

1) Vegetables of cabbages and peas

2) Chili

3) Ice-cream

4) Grapes

5) Mangoes without milk

6) More chili

3.

the shit left over after u wipe ur ass. It will eventually cause a canserous tumor on ur left testicle and cause u to piss out a purplish ooze and give u cravings of FLESH and humens fetus'.

Hey man, u better get that ass bear checked out.


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