What is Assbench?
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When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.
Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah
Phil: ....=(
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Highly insulting (but nonetheless creative) term for a male homosexual.
You cuntphobic asswrecker!..
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Someone stupid. A dumbass or gimp. Basically, being retarded.
That kid's riding the short bus...