What is Assbench?
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When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.
Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah
Phil: ....=(
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Adjective: 1. of or relating to Michelle Saldana and her actions. 2.
Extremely sarcastic humor that may make other people laugh or ..
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an expression of utmost praise.
That shot was top drawer my good man.
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Overapplication of cologne, often to cover up the smell of liquor that persists while intoxicated. Usually upwards of 8 sprays.
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