What is Assbench?
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When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.
Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah
Phil: ....=(
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brag, bluster, crow, blow your own horn, boast, shoot a line, bullshit artist
Joe: Man, that guy's been everywhere, done everythin..
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To jabbawock.
1. fully dominating something or someone to the point that the other party should just quit. aka: being pwned
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