Assbench

What is Assbench?

When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.

Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah

Phil: ....=(

See fat, lard, fatass, ass, obese, fatty

Po-down

1. when you polo down, er'thing you got on is Polo, from your shirt to the socks to the shoes, er'thing is Polo Son, did you see..

Zomigboobies!

1. A word that describe's one's in abilities to correctly pronunciate/type "oh my god boobies" due to one's flabbe..

W0nd

1. A lesson in ownage, not that pussy shit like /pwnt, or pwned, or 0wned, but true ownage, hence, w0nd. Bill says: Man my wife just cheat..

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