What is Assbench?
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When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.
Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah
Phil: ....=(
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1)a gum disease that occurs from not brushing your teeth
2)slang for a person with messsed up teeth
3)a short black chick with a attit..
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Changing your staus on facebook in such a way as to attract sympathy messages from your friends.
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A shared meal where everybody brings a dish, similar to potluck
They held a Jacobs join when Heather left Lancaster
See potluck, meal,..
