Assbench

What is Assbench?

When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.

Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah

Phil: ....=(

See fat, lard, fatass, ass, obese, fatty

Joink

1. To quickly take something away from someone. I joinked that video game from Eric Johnson. 2. When a girl realises the repulsiveness o..

Rese

1. What you get when you "take out the TCP" a phrase of unknown definition but originated by Aretha Franklin. R E S P E C T fin..

Eternitard

1. Someone who is eternally retarded. What? She bought cigarettes instead of formula? What an eternitard! See etard, retard, tard, fuckta..

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