Assbench

What is Assbench?


1.

When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.

Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah

Phil: ....=(

See fat, lard, fatass, ass, obese, fatty


38

Random Words:

1. 1. an insult of the highest kind that overpowers any comeback imaginable. Casey: You're an idiot. Ed: You're a f*cking hotca..
1. the bestest state ever. and yeh, u need an ‘okina in our state's name. damn haole's i live in Hawai‘i 2. A modern nation ..
1. 1. Where Irish people live. 2. Where Leprechaunsare NOT from. 3. Where not everyone is a drunken bogger. 4. Where irish is spoken in ..