Assbench

What is Assbench?

When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.

Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah

Phil: ....=(

See fat, lard, fatass, ass, obese, fatty

Sonsworth

1. A more upscale and distinguished version of son, money or b whats good sonsworth? See son, dog, b, money, kid..

Rockcock

1. After a concert when a girl gets layed by a rock band member, preferabley on the bands bus. "That lead singer is hot as hell, I&ap..

Slako

1. a slak person your such a slako - you don't do anything helpful! See Hannah..

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