What is Assbench?
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When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.
Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah
Phil: ....=(
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Random Words:
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for those who dont like to blaspheme
basically means oh my god, but cleaner!!
said in exclamation, like janice in friends
OH MY GOAT!..
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Cross between the arabian goggles, and a blowjob. Involves putting your balls over a chicks eyes, and your dick in her mouth.
Damn, tha..
