Assbench

What is Assbench?

When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.

Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah

Phil: ....=(

See fat, lard, fatass, ass, obese, fatty

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Zefflin

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Zit Bodysuit

1. a person who has zits all over there body. he took off his shirt and had zits all over, its a zit bodysuit. See zits, zots, zats, chon..

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