What is Assbench?
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When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.
Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah
Phil: ....=(
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A sexual act which invovles grabbing a woman by her hair and pulling it under her legs. As the woman is doubled over she can be penetrat..
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The hand-locks employed on the wayward or kicking legs of a toddler when changing a nappy/diaper.
"Look out!! He's kicking!! ..
