What is Assbench?
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When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.
Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah
Phil: ....=(
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Characterized by excessive phototaking, sun visors, and fob signs.
Dude, my parents gets Asian Tourist Syndrome (ATS) every time we go ..
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Generally someone who absolutely sucks at life, and likes to stay inside for they are not allowed outside because otherwise they die due..
