Assbench

What is Assbench?

When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.

Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah

Phil: ....=(

See fat, lard, fatass, ass, obese, fatty

Kootered

1. to consume a copious amount of alcoholic beverages. LETS GET KOOTERED! or Its time to get kootered! See kooter, alcohol, consumptio..

W.o.w!

1. Wildly Overweight Women your mom's a W.O.W! {Obese woman walks by} W.O.W! See fatass, salad-dodger, jupiter, rolls..

Laughternoon

1. An afternoon filled with laughter and joy. "We had such a nice laughternoon." "Good laughternoon." "It'..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Assbench Edit Meaning