What is Assbench?
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When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.
Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah
Phil: ....=(
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When a woman's posterior is so large that it makes ones face frown up.
Damn man, you see that girl? She got a ignant ass!..
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When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate..
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phrase used constantly (such as no homo) after comments so people will pitch in money.
Gino: Ay bruh you tryna go smoke some tree?
Rog..
