What is Assbench?
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When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.
Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah
Phil: ....=(
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A common way to greet people, by pounding your fist to the person you're meeting.
Hey kid, give me a norcal pound.
See norcal, po..
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The act of using fingers to pleasure a female vagina and/or clit.
I drive my girlfriend crazy by shoving my tounge down her throat and ..
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nifaliophobia is the fear of being sober
Drunk #1:Should we slow down, man?
Drunk #2:Nah, i gotta get CRUNK!
Drunk #1:Dude, youre got..
