Assbench

What is Assbench?

When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.

Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah

Phil: ....=(

See fat, lard, fatass, ass, obese, fatty

Cold Beans

1. Often used when the temperature outside is rather cold. Also used when eating or touching something cold. Person 1: This ice cream is r..

Dried Up

1. a loose old hag who cant get the juices flowing jeez Jeff your mom is dried up! See dry, dried, dried up..

Assthomistic

1. anything that is stupid. originated from the biggest idiot known as Thomas Price. Sticking a paper clip in an electrical socket is ass..

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