What is Blimpie?
1.
To recieve oral sex from a female while taking a shit.
You know you've got a quality girl when she'll give you a blimpie.
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2.
Much like a Blumpkin, the Blimpie involves getting a blowjob whilst excreting a bowl movement. However, the Blimpie adds one more tantalizing aspect to this already desirable treat. Combine the Blumpkin with eating a sandwich, preferably a meaty foot long, and you my friend have the euphoric Blimpie.
Frankenstein: "So last night I was taking a shit and my girlfriend walks in and starts giving me head outta the blue. So I'm all like woaaah bitch! I'm trying to eat my sammich!"
The Wolfman: "Ohhh you mean a Blimpie?"
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