Asscracktacular Edit Meaning

1. To masturbate so wantonly and so violently that one produces only a single bead of ejaculate that simply falls to the floor. Occurs with..

1. a penis. Wow he's really tall. He probably has a big kazoodle. See Betsy..

1. The condition of having brown stains, or skid markson your underwear. May also be used a locker room taunt by young children, or at home..