Asscracktacular Edit Meaning

1. Wanking whilst paralertic. Martini: So, what did you do after you got in last night? Palmer: Wel, I was paraletic wanking. Martini: G..

1. An emoticon used to represent the Volkswagen logo. I drive a (X/) Golf TDi...it's not a rocket but I get 50 mpg! See vw, volkswag..

1. Yogurt with an aftertaste inexplicably reminiscent of ham, turkey, or other unspecified deli meats. Possibly correlated to generic label..