Asscracktacular Edit Meaning

1. When two people are in 69 position and trying to take a crap very slowly, poop comes out the size of jellybeans & they lick up the j..

1. Slang term for an extreme case of electrocution. That guy was electrofried when he touched the powerline, a real crispy critter. See f..

1. something people leave on an answering machine to drive you utterly insane. "my phone beeps because i have a voicemail! how annoyi..