Asscuse

What is Asscuse?

Using your need for a bathroom as an excuse for not doing something.

"I thought we were going to look at that new car."

"Sorry, bro, I really have to get home and use the bathroom."

"That's a lame asscuse and you know it!"

See excuse, ass, cuse, bathroom, toilet

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