Ass-dialling

What is Ass-dialling?

the ability of an unlocked iPhone to dial it's address book randomly when activated by pressure in your rear pocket.

'Dude, you called me, like, three times last night...'.

'Yeah, sorry man, my iPhone was ass-dialling'.

See iphone, random, cellphone

Fundinger

1. One who puts his penis into 6 watermelons in under one minute. After we circle jerk, would you like to be a fundinger? See watermelon,..

'woe-is-me'ing

1. (v.) The act of feeling sorry for yourself for no particular reason, save for the fact you have nothing to keep your mind off your past..

Fudgenucker

1. A name given to a person just because. Has no vulgar meaning. He is a fudgenucker...

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