Ass-dialling

What is Ass-dialling?

the ability of an unlocked iPhone to dial it's address book randomly when activated by pressure in your rear pocket.

'Dude, you called me, like, three times last night...'.

'Yeah, sorry man, my iPhone was ass-dialling'.

See iphone, random, cellphone

Quantato

1. The resultant of the Quantum Potato Incident, as recorded in the text "Insidious Guinea Merchants" circa 1789. And lo, there ..

Your Ears Must Have Been Ringing

1. Knowledge that someone is talking about you when you were not present. Your ears must have been ringing, I could not stop telling peopl..

Jigga Please

1. wut r u tryin to do, you are tryin to hard, stop talkin i kno your lying..

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