Assfail

What is Assfail?

when you try to take a crap, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you.

Billy had an assfail right before his history test. Poor kid.

when your ass just stops working.

Bob had an assfail right before a very important meeting. Poor Bob.

Farmer's Kleenex

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Muscle Relaxer

1. A girl decides to give a man a back massage. At this point he secretly pulls out his cock and starts jerking off. If the man is not snea..

Queef Wam Bam

1. A massive queef which causes tremours in the Earth's crust and causes multiple vaginal thunder claps Tom: What the fuck was that?!..

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