Assfail

What is Assfail?

when you try to take a crap, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you.

Billy had an assfail right before his history test. Poor kid.

when your ass just stops working.

Bob had an assfail right before a very important meeting. Poor Bob.

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