Assfail

What is Assfail?

when you try to take a crap, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you.

Billy had an assfail right before his history test. Poor kid.

when your ass just stops working.

Bob had an assfail right before a very important meeting. Poor Bob.

Not This

1. Having no life and wishing to be somewhere else where your "friends" are. GO YOU, LOSER! lifeless, friendless, fantastic, or..

Ootini

1. An interjection used by Jawas. {Landspeeder}: "VROOOOOooooooommmmmm!" {Jawas}: "Ootini!!!!!"..

Barfoom

1. A loud fart, usually made while sitting in a chair, the gas and sound waves spreading out in all directions. Opposite of a spleecher D..

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