Assfail

What is Assfail?

when you try to take a crap, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you.

Billy had an assfail right before his history test. Poor kid.

when your ass just stops working.

Bob had an assfail right before a very important meeting. Poor Bob.

Thibault Kills

1. Ciggarette kills (the last part or a smoke) given to person who asks to kill your smoke. However, the kills is not 3 puffs left it in. ..

Uni Boarding

1. Verb: To "ride" and do tricks on half of a skate board. Noun: Half of a skateboard. A bunch of skater kids have gone uni. D..

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