Assfail

What is Assfail?

when you try to take a crap, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you.

Billy had an assfail right before his history test. Poor kid.

when your ass just stops working.

Bob had an assfail right before a very important meeting. Poor Bob.

Check My Hand

1. 1. The absolute ugliest point at which a man will have sex with a women. 1. Yo man, what about that chick? I dunno, let me check my ha..

Mama Bird

1. vomit After downing a 6'er of Black&Tan in short order last night, I Mama Birded the porcelain hatchling. See ralph, hurl 2...

You've Got The Squid By The Throat

1. You've got it spot on Tim: "Derek, you're right, you've got the squid by the throat there." Derek: "Man ..

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