What is Ass-guard?
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A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
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A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.
He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.
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Where a girl turns down a guy but can't think of anything else to say to reject him.
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when you bust a nut on the bedsheets and yo' bitch don't know she goes to fix the sheets and gets the jizz all over her
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A shitty phone. Shit.
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