What is Ass-guard?
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A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
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A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.
He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.
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Random Words:
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The correct scientific term to describe an object whose proper nomenclature is unknown.
Dude, hand me that Dealy'ma'jigger..
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Alcoholic:
One that nudges the turps
"Bloody Hell, isn't that George Best over there?!"
"Yes, I didn't think..
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Something or someone that you would not masturbate to.
That chick/dude is nasty, she/he is totally unbateable.
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