Ass-guard

What is Ass-guard?


1.

A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.

Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.

See assguard, blocker, asgard

2.

A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.

He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.

See ass, guard, assasin, ninja


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