Ass-guard

What is Ass-guard?


1.

A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.

Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.

See assguard, blocker, asgard

2.

A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.

He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.

See ass, guard, assasin, ninja


100

Random Words:

1. a big hairy bitch that loves the g-men (gay-men). they have a lot in common, they both suck cock and like bending over and taking it in ..
1. A place in Ohio that's full of Croatian people. Croatian girls are hot, and Eastlake is full of them. 2. the white ghetto of nor..
1. A crude response to a worthless comment or remark. "Wang Chung is truly a great musician" "Yat! Yat!" See Chuck..