Ass-guard

What is Ass-guard?


1.

A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.

Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.

See assguard, blocker, asgard

2.

A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.

He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.

See ass, guard, assasin, ninja


100

Random Words:

1. Ireland (the greatest country ever!!!!!!) in it's Irish term. Proper name for Irland since it became a republic. I live in Éire ..
1. klipple- A lesbian act of intimacy where one girl uses her nipple to stimulate her partner's clitoris I wonder if Rosie O'Don..
1. This is a good filler word when you can't think of the name of a particular object or person you want to reference. Go into my off..