What is Ass-guard?
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A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
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A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.
He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.
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A catchy dance type head maneuver done only by The KPP.
KPP do that head bob to FILENE's!!!!!..
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a generalized term meant to describe any variety of flatulent aroma/gas emitted from an adorable,"non-malevolent" source;i.e.:..
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your a fat means just like calling someone fat.
hay anita "your a fat"
See fat, fatty, fat ass..
