What is Ass-guard?
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A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
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A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.
He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.
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Another way to spell fuhgeddaboudit. Forget about it!
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Being stupid or having one of those "dumb" moments
Can I have 1 million dollars? - IN THE TRUNK!
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