What is Ass-guard?
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A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
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A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.
He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.
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the unsavoury condition of a mans genitals after a long day of inactivity at his desk in the office.
i got home after work last night a..
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Formerly associated with a particular psychological disorder stemming from years of percieved underappreciation and bitterness. A charac..
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When you are hanging with a group of friends and one or more of them have to go. When you all hug that person (or those people) goodbye...
