What is Ass-guard?
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A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
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A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.
He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.
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'Goodnight' for people who want to be loud and obnoxious.
(L) Sally says:
I'm gonna hit the hay.
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Term used for a thick dairy product that once consumed can generate wild and someones exotic dreams or cheese as its commonly known.
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one who catches chavvies (i.e the police).
oh no chavvy catchers are out again them fooking chav theives must be about...
