What is Ass-guard?
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A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
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A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.
He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.
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verb. a black person that has been serverely beaten by a white fag or a transexual that has earned respect for the ass whoopin'.
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full of bologna, erroneous, false, full of BS
"I really don't appreciate your bolognious accusations, jorkatron" -Ellie
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