What is Ass-guard?
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A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
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2.
A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.
He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.
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to pretend that u havin sex on aim by typin in da noises youd make. usually done by virgins who just wish that it was actually happenin
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An extremely homosexal individual. Very often is the butt of jokes.
Tim bedazzled his pink socks, so he can dress zaffinogay
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