What is Ass-guard?
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A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
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A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.
He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.
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A random assembly of two words, same meaning as underwear.
Mostly for humor, a favorite word of many.
lol WTf I CNA see ur underwareZ1..
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What one uses to pee in a half-sleepy state turning on the bright bathroom lights only burns your eyes so you piss by sound. Never miss...