What is Ass-guard?
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A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
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2.
A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.
He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.
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Attempt to have sex with.
I'm not going to the party if everyone is gunna try to jump ugly on any girl that crosses their path.
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A frequently occurring phenomenon now that real songs are often used with cellular phones, taking the place of the antiquated "ring..
