Ass-guard

What is Ass-guard?


1.

A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.

Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.

See assguard, blocker, asgard

2.

A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.

He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.

See ass, guard, assasin, ninja


100

Random Words:

1. An ameteur rapper sometimes known on the streets as "Zitz in da House" Yo, did you hear that new Zip-Loc track? See rap, jee..
1. An outrageous hairstyle that shoould be illegal to be worn in public. Did you see Ty'Shene's smoke stack hair do... No girl t..
1. a large, "scene" 727 cunt who lives on hair extension glue and local shows. any smart "Kaleigh Scene" like person wo..