What is Ass-guard?
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A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
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A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.
He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.
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a coffee and baked goods based in quebec,canada
wanna go to van houtte ?
re : oh yeah lets get a Latte.
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When a white men, and only a white man, uses shit as a lubricant while masturbating, and when you are finished, you take the excess shit..
