What is Ass-guard?
1.
A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
See
2.
A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.
He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.
See
Random Words:
1.
1 (n) International footballer for Brazil, won the world cup, champions league etc but with the speed and strength of an anemic Sloth
..
1.
the fusion of the contemporary hipster "scene" with the grunge/hippy trends of the 90's. first introduced in the summer ..
