What is Ass-guard?
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A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
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A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.
He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.
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Seeing stars.
To have slight vision problems after falling down or having been hit in the head. Represented in cartoons as stars or so..
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to put chilli sauce on your balls and get a girl to lick it off
i gave her a mexican dip
See teabagging..
