What is Ass-guard?
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A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
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A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.
He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.
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A fun game to play.
First, you take down your pants.
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a senior who hooks up with a freshmen, then leaves them out to dry.
Dan: yo, dave hooked up with that kelly girl last night.
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