Asshammer

What is Asshammer?


1.

{1} person who gives anal sex(2) person who hammers asses, with a hammer

Jim is such an asshammer.

See keith

2.

Someone male that gives an asspounding buttpirate shrimping

like Lance Bass or matt or ass pounding with another guy

"The fool bent over in prison and got an asshammering hell never forget"

See asshat, buttpirate, assrape, gay

3.

verb: The act of hitting a woman in the anus with a ball pin hammer, so as to tighten it to the point of puckering, prior to inserting your penis into said anus.

noun: A ball pin hammer used to preform the aforementioned act.

Katie and I got back from our date last night and were feeling rather frisky. So, I pulled up her dress and pulled down her undergarments and picked up my asshammer off the nightstand. With one mighty swing, one powerful thrust, and 3 pints of blood later, Katie had been asshammered.

See ass, hammer, grizzly, rodney, gross


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