Ass-handing

What is Ass-handing?

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The act (or art) of rubbing one's hand in one's asscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.

As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.

First seen in the movie Mallrats.

"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

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