What is Ass-handing?
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The act (or art) of rubbing one's hand in one's asscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.
As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.
First seen in the movie Mallrats.
"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"
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States that all events have a one in two chance of happening, commonly expressed as FT.
Therefore, the chance of anything = FT = 1/2
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there is a lot of hella niggerish shit. they include:
1. fried chicken
2. niggaz running out of convenience stores
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A woman experiencing an orgasm for the first time.
I sent her on the Virgin Express to Heathrow last night.....