Assholitis

What is Assholitis?

1.

A disease, possibly terminal resulting from being a complete asshole.

His girlfriend dumped him because he has a bad case of assholitis. It might be terminal.

See goof, asshole, jerkoff, loser, dickhead

2.

Emanating an aura of aggressiveness and disdain towards others. It occurs in people from all ethnic groups; males are affected about three to four times more often than females unless provoked. Common side effect are the use of the word "stupid!" and attraction to physical violence and alcoholic beverages.

"Oh wow, I think I'm catching assholitis from you!!"

See alcohol, violence, asshole

3.

The condition of a stupid or irritating person who has the behavior of being thoroughly contemptible and detestable.

He has a bad case of assholitis.

See deplorable, rude, ignorant, despicable, atrocious, disgusting, hateful, foul, obnoxious, offensive, reprehensible, repugnant

4.

The condition in which your asshole gets so sweaty that it is dripping and slippery.

After the baseball game, my girlfriend noticed, I had a bad case of assholitis.

See stinky ass, BFH
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