What is Asslimia?
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Ass'Lee'Mia
A rare disease in which the patient has strong urges to shit immediately after consuming solids. Similar to Bulimia, but with the orifice being the Asshole.
Tom doesn't eat Mexican because it exacerbates his Asslimia.
Jane doesn't eat out because she has a very strong case of Asslimia.
"Dude, where's the bathroom? My Asslimia's kicking in..."
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