Assmath

What is Assmath?

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.

"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."

"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"

"No man, it's just assmath."

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Hobbise

1. The opposite of sibhowho is very small and stumpy, invisible to the naked eye. He talks in a distorted voice and likes the look of tink..

Sex Down

1. To engage in intercourse with any female numerous times as primarily a booty call. How's it goin Kimmy-sex-down?..

Upa

1. Upper Pussy Area...NOT the "fat upper pussy area" (aka Fupa) "That chick's upa was shaved a lot less than the ones ..

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