Assmath

What is Assmath?

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.

"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."

"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"

"No man, it's just assmath."

See your boss, bovine scatology, management, bushification

Ha'penny

1. (1) A small, but significant source of pleasure and comfort. (2) The glans of the clitoris. (1) Having those five minutes to hersel..

Swimley

1. Named after Dr. T. James Swimley who single handedly developed the solution for ending all armed conflict. Also this man is credited wit..

Slacker-tude

1. A combination of slacker and attitude, these often appear together in one emotional package Even with her work unfinished, she still ma..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Assmath Edit Meaning