Assmath

What is Assmath?

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.

"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."

"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"

"No man, it's just assmath."

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A'blazini

1. To get high as a motha fucka in your best friend's garage wit her bro and his hot ass friends 24-7. We be a'blazini tonight?..

Off Muff

1. a foulness of the crotch. an 'off' day. in need of a shower. a smelly vag. see also : stank stick i went to go down on her, ..

Mcpenisgina

1. a made-up sex organ said to be on those one does not like. used as an insult to say that said person is neither male nor female. that ..

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