Assmath

What is Assmath?

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.

"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."

"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"

"No man, it's just assmath."

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Peanunk

1. An unusually large clump of peanuts found in a peanut jar that is held together by a solidified salty liquid. It is extremely salty whe..

Japesin

1. To have fun in a casual manner. Used mainly in conjunction with cotchin. Oh you know, just japesin, cotchin, havin a laugh..

Shtoink

1. When someone messes up a seemingly easy task. Man, that fieldgoal kicker had a 25 yarder to win the game, but he really shtoinked it. ..

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