Assmath

What is Assmath?

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.

"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."

"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"

"No man, it's just assmath."

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H/b

1. hiking and biking- what ones crazy mom might try to get them to do for QFT "sorry jesse i can't go to newport with you- the p..

Dayfuck

1. The act of fucking someones partner during the day while the other is at work. The fear of getting caught made the dayfuck I had on Tue..

Emergical

1. a phrase to save time for persons calling for help. - abbreviation of emergency medical, Emergency medical assistance--emergical assi..

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