Assmath

What is Assmath?

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.

"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."

"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"

"No man, it's just assmath."

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Assinine

1. Stupid, dim-witted, pointless "This biology homework is so assinine." 2. 1. Extremely stupid/foolish. 2. Of or relating to..

Pinch Hitter

1. Someone who is asked to attend an event at the last minute, replacing an original participant that dropped out at the last minute. Me: ..

W.b.n.

1. Weighty But Nice - used to describe someone who is overweight, but still inexplicably attractive Jimmy, check out that big lass! She&ap..

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