Assmath

What is Assmath?

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.

"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."

"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"

"No man, it's just assmath."

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J-cake

1. A homie, friend, or any random guy. Yo J-cake! What up my main marshmellow??? See homie, pal, bud, friend, dawg..

Ert

1. Ert indicates that something is stupid. Kind of like "DUH", or a more tolerant version of "that's so gay." Er..

Plort

1. A fart-like noise, made perhaps by the dropping of large stones into mud. 'Plort' went the body as it sank into the quicksand..

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