Assmath

What is Assmath?

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.

"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."

"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"

"No man, it's just assmath."

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Eskimo Iced Tea

1. Gasoline, served in a garbage bag. Causes brain damage, but with Eskimos, it's not like ya'd notice. Let's go down to th..

Paramin

1. a lazyskaternoob foo1:heyy foo wanna skate? foo2:nahh dont feel like it foo1:your such a paramin! See lazy, noob, funny, chink, ska..

Urkelin

1. the act of pimping like urkel damn look at that fine bitch all up on his dick, he be urkelin See urkel, pimping, sex..

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