Assmath

What is Assmath?

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.

"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."

"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"

"No man, it's just assmath."

See your boss, bovine scatology, management, bushification

Yikos

1. A word to use in place of Holy Shiznit 1)YIKOS that hurt 2)OH NO..

For The Tv

1. items surplus to requirement 1: Hey, you've made way too many sandwiches there. 2: Um... well, these are for the TV See surplus,..

'0'===={

1. shoop da whoop in text form Me: Imma chargin' mah lazah! Friend: ok? Me: '0'===={ See shoop da whoop, hoorah, yay, wh..

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