Assmath

What is Assmath?

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.

"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."

"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"

"No man, it's just assmath."

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