What is Assmist?
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When you stay out way to late on a weeknight drinking tequila and you have the shits the next day at work. Usually a loud gassy shit that has your co-workers running like hell out of the bathroom...often has a stringy, mucous appearance while floating in the water...(similar to snot)
Damn! That Tarantula gave me some serious assmist!
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(noun) a person who has a habbit of picking there nose.
Bertie Smith
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Alex: god, i just can't fit in this chick.
Ben: is she a virgin?
Alex: yeahh.
Ben:..
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The act of doing the splitsand punching someone in the groin. This was one of the original special moves of Mortal Kombatcharacter Johnn..