Assmist

What is Assmist?


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When you stay out way to late on a weeknight drinking tequila and you have the shits the next day at work. Usually a loud gassy shit that has your co-workers running like hell out of the bathroom...often has a stringy, mucous appearance while floating in the water...(similar to snot)

Damn! That Tarantula gave me some serious assmist!


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