What is Assmist?
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When you stay out way to late on a weeknight drinking tequila and you have the shits the next day at work. Usually a loud gassy shit that has your co-workers running like hell out of the bathroom...often has a stringy, mucous appearance while floating in the water...(similar to snot)
Damn! That Tarantula gave me some serious assmist!
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What the master bedroom becomes when the wifey is away
... and this folks, the master bedroom, is now the mastur-bate room after my div..
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Breakfast cereal with frappuchino instead of milk. Mmm.
Normally I have coffee but now I find myself starting my day with a nice bowl o..
