What is Assmist?
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When you stay out way to late on a weeknight drinking tequila and you have the shits the next day at work. Usually a loud gassy shit that has your co-workers running like hell out of the bathroom...often has a stringy, mucous appearance while floating in the water...(similar to snot)
Damn! That Tarantula gave me some serious assmist!
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Having sex while holding a cup of coffee, yeeeeah. That would be great.
In the movie Office Space Bill Lumberg had sex with Jennifer A..
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a mysterious man who does impressive things
The mystery vato was riding a wheelie all the way down the street
See mystery vato, myster..
