What is Assmist?
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When you stay out way to late on a weeknight drinking tequila and you have the shits the next day at work. Usually a loud gassy shit that has your co-workers running like hell out of the bathroom...often has a stringy, mucous appearance while floating in the water...(similar to snot)
Damn! That Tarantula gave me some serious assmist!
Random Words:
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adjective: to perform a task or act generally in hyper-active but super productive way.
I'll need a Kurpis-like performance to wri..
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Tit sex where the guy sticks his dick straight into the boob instead of between them.
I gave her such a hard titty boink that I bruised..
