Assmist

What is Assmist?

1.

When you stay out way to late on a weeknight drinking tequila and you have the shits the next day at work. Usually a loud gassy shit that has your co-workers running like hell out of the bathroom...often has a stringy, mucous appearance while floating in the water...(similar to snot)

Damn! That Tarantula gave me some serious assmist!
30

Random Words:

Vajingles
1. a physiological response a woman feels that indicates a romantic interest in a man or woman; that "feeling" a woman gets for s..
Read more
99 Luftballoons
1. noun; A smash hit created by the band Nena. Popular in the 80's and in Germany. Translated as 99 Red Ballons. "My favorite so..
Read more
Hagqueefa
1. Another name for the popstar formerly known as Madonna. Put old hag and queef together and you get Hagqueefa. Look at hagqueefa flashin..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free