What is Assmist?
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When you stay out way to late on a weeknight drinking tequila and you have the shits the next day at work. Usually a loud gassy shit that has your co-workers running like hell out of the bathroom...often has a stringy, mucous appearance while floating in the water...(similar to snot)
Damn! That Tarantula gave me some serious assmist!
Random Words:
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(1): Idiotic acts
(2): Acting in or representing the qualities of an idiot
Your idiocentricities are driving me crazy, stop wasting my..
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theoretical measurement of 14.7 PSI below sea level, often used in scientific research involving deep sea experiments.
A famous exper..
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Each persons ass has a specific form which causes people's farts to sound differently.
- Why are my farts always louder than yours..
