Assmitten

What is Assmitten?

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.

John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!

Youri

1. 1. (n.) A name with roots in both Russian and Korean, it's bearers tend to be both immeasurably nerdy and ridiculously good-looking..

Ball Water

1. The act of dripping water down your asscrack, over your scrot and onto the face of the first guy to passout at your party. Eric got dow..

Underwater Porcelain Technician

1. Basically a fancy name for "dishwasher". My ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so I made thi..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Assmitten Edit Meaning