Assmitten

What is Assmitten?

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.

John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!

You Got Mommed

1. To have some minor physical imperfection (usually resulting from carelessness) improved or corrected by someone else; esp. by, but not l..

Humiliation

1. What happened to me when I showed my cock to a woman. Damn man, Why'd I show my cock to them chicks, I was so humiliated when they..

Zaloopa

1. In Russian – a prepuce. The thick skin, that covering a head of a penis. Under this skin the smegma often accumulates. Written "çà..

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