Assmitten

What is Assmitten?

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.

John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!

Zambone

1. Engaging in sexual intercourse while driving, or on top of, a zamboni They zamboned all night long. See sex, fuck, intercourse, hockey..

Dyke Spikes

1. possibly spelt dike spikes. refers to the short, spiky hair cut that lesbians tend to go for. makes them look like a male from behind ..

Dangling Wedgie

1. a hanging wedgie but you can still feel the floor with your toes I am a wedgie-loving girl. I had never had a dangling wedgie or a hang..

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