Assmitten

What is Assmitten?

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.

John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!

2nd Amendment

1. The 2nd amendment is in the bill of rights (NO SHYT). It states: a well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free sta..

Hangipants

1. Someone who has plenty to share around in the pants department As in Maori hangi, something for the whole tribe Somewhat dirty and sme..

Havok

1. A group of oldschoolers who hang out in IRC and talk about the good old days, instead of doing work. Hey, whats the key for #havok? Se..

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