Assmitten

What is Assmitten?

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.

John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!

Kickin It Babystyle

1. 1. to take it easy 2. to do something poorly You were going way slow. You must have been kickin' it babystyle. See Claire..

Absolute Age

1. The actual age of an object. The absolute age of this rock is 3,232 year. See rocks, old, age..

Eye-humping

1. to lustfully stare at a person I'm not a jealous guy, but I don't appreciate it when cats be blatantly eye-humping my girl...

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