Assmitten

What is Assmitten?

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.

John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!

Zeldaphile

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Isn't

1. A slang term for the perineum. Whilst in the heat of passion you may ask your partner to lick your isn't. What is your isn't..

Red Jasper

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