Assmitten

What is Assmitten?

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.

John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!

Captain Salty

1. Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block. Mike thought it would be funny..

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1. The row of numbers on a keyboard. You'd be surprised how many people I've heard ask where the "10" button was. wtf..

Twerbo

1. it means my cousin is an idiot who try to attempt the word twin-turbo but got tounge tied and combined to the 2 words and twerbo is what..

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