Assmitten

What is Assmitten?

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.

John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!

Unpeeled Banana

1. an unpeeled banana is a penis, that has a lot of foreskin. in other words, uncircumsized penis, often found in Europe or other countrie..

Polpol

1. guys who love to show off but got nothing to show off. he's so polpol. i saw him this morning in his boxer shorts, HE'S GOT N..

Haircape

1. Hair that extends over the back of the neck and/or shoulders and flows behind the head in an unattractive way. A mullet. Check out the..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Assmitten Edit Meaning