Assmitten

What is Assmitten?

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.

John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!

Constipeetion

1. When, instead of releasing your blockage, you fire a missle of pee against your bathroom wall. Darren: Dude, why is the bathroom wall a..

Airjoe

1. One of the biggest assholes ever to exist in the BYOND community. Loser, reject, jerk, all of those perfectly define this stinking pile ..

Orrick

1. To have a penis growing on the palm of your left hand. "Mother! What is this dangling growth inside my sandwich?!" "It&..

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