Assmitten

What is Assmitten?

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.

John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!

Carpenters Dream

1. flat as a board and easy to nail 2. flat as a board and never been screwed..

Liberaced

1. Any person or vehicle that has sustained rear end damage. Honey, change lanes; that car has been Liberaced...

Zonkified

1. Totally messed up; completely messed up. (screwed) "He deleted some of his system files, and now he's zonkified."..

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