Assmitten

What is Assmitten?

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.

John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!

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Vandriff

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Afterburn

1. The fiery sensation you feel on your anus after taking a potent shit; usually occurs after eating some sort of exotic food. Deezam son,..

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