What is Assparka?
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A derogatory term based on the term asshat, but used with a higher severity for those who exemplify ass<clothing item>ness. Use sparingly.
This term is currently being trademarked by Xplotos of Deathwing. Please cite him in a bibliography after the insult. MLA or Chicago format only.
Gigan: i am trying to clarify a few standard measurements. From what I understand, an assload is greater than a shitton, but less than a bloodninja-supremus-death count. Thus bsd > assload > shitton.
Xplotos: YOU SIR, ARE AN ASSPARKA.
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A healthy boner and/or erection.
Dude, I totally got a field grimace when I watched Thora Birch take her shirt off in American Beauty.
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Slide on shoe that you look at them, and automatically have to ask where on earth could someone purchase them. These shoes or slides are..
