What is Vesty?
1.
A girl who wears, or is likely to wear, cute vests. I'm not talking about shitty puffy vests, I'm talking about silk vests over t-shirts and nice sweater vests. These girls are often lesbians, but they're cute lesbians, and their vestyness makes them even more desirable to men. However, if you do meet a true straight vesty girl, you must treat her nicely, and with respect, or she will tell you to fuck off. Take her out to dinner, open the door for her, you know. A vesty is tough to get because the straight ones are all taken, and persistence and class are key. Good luck.
Mike: God damn, that girl is vesty as hell.
Gabby: I think she's a lesbian.
Mike: Not this one, Gabby. Not this one.
Gabby: Good thing she's not brown too. You'd have to be restrained.
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2.
Dave: "Wow! Look at that chick with those long eyelashes and thin eyebrows."
Jason: "Dude, I think that's a
vesty ."
Sabrina: "Does this fake mole look good on me?"
Jessica: "It kind of makes you look like a
vesty ."
3.
An extremely derogatory term for a certain Indigenous population in Australia, specifically Torres Strait Islanders.
"That vesty stole my sandwich!"
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4.
A nickname for a bitchy, chubby, moronic girl who wears hideous puffy vests.
Stupid Vesty from our art class keeps rolling her eyes at us.
My God, Vesty's new hair color is horrible! So is her fake tan!
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